Friday, December 28, 2012

Balls!

Crumbled up is never a good sign

Monday, December 24, 2012

Seriously? This is what you're giving me?

We love it! (10 minutes later). It's not detailed enough, we hate it.



Sunday, November 18, 2012

This is like... Horrible

So we like uh don't like it, can you like uh try again?? It's just like uh we don't think it looks like the cool hipsters we are. He didn't like capture that looks very mainstream. *I'm killing you in my mind*

Saturday, November 10, 2012

We want her to be happy

Not really because she loved the first drawing I did (right) but mom tonight her brows were to dark (btw, you're welcome lady, I didn't draw her unibrow) and dad thought she looked like a hill billy with the gap (how is that my fault?! You hade her) anyway I offered to redo it in a boring stampy kinda way (left) . Humanity -1 points

Monday, October 29, 2012

Sonicatastrophe

This fantastic piece of art came back to us months after it was done, framed and unwrapped. first of all, There's a reason why we don't change or add anything to people's heads and this explains why. Major facepalm moment here, feel free to take a few minutes before continuing to enjoy this epic gloriousness. And second: if you hate it so much why in the world would you frame it?!!

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Do we have to buy it?

well this guy didn't have very good luck drawing princesses 
another royal reject
I have a hard time telling what age the subject was....

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Yeah, that's not gonna work

Poor pathetic excuse of an artist, that's not what we want.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

You're not a good drawer

after sitting down one at a time for a few minutes each, mom (as always)  decides that she doesn't like legos and sends the castrated husband to tell us to re-do it.  
Well that's not how you spell ANGELINA....
(story to come)

Monday, September 17, 2012

*Speechless*

"look at my dress! LOOK AT IT!"  
homeless lego kids??
fierce cowboy pose *z snap*
I dont think that note on the top was necessary.
Learn to say "No" to weird requests.  
a classic
The people who rejected this tried to sneak away without paying by going around the booths in front of us like ninjas.  silly asians trix are just for a**holes.
my legs!! my legs!!! help me dinosaur! dino: "come on my friend, climb onto my back"
concept sketches for Avatar.  
if this blog had an App this would be the picture on it.
twin reject numero 1
twin reject number 2
This I have a problem with, you just got one done and apparently hated it.  WHY GET ANOTHER ONE?! of his TWIN!  *facepalm"
Don't let the kid you're drawing help you draw the legos on the background.  Oh, you didn't??  oh....that's nice...
saving the best for last,  this guy will be remembered FOR EVER! this is one of his masterpieces.  To this day I still wonder if we were in a reality show and he was just there to mess with us.  

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

It's not beautiful -.-

Who names their kid Armani anyway?? Yuck!

Monday, September 3, 2012

I know it's a cartoon but...

Excuse me, we dont like it, he looks too much like he is a bad ass.
something about this drawing is very hypnotizing...
Rejected, dunno why but if I had to guess Id say it was for the lack of doors to get into the castle,  Architectural fail?
Triple points here!  a combo move from one of our artists.  Before you go to bed just look at that lego in the middle.
Lady asked me what she could do if she didn't like the drawing she got from someone else and I said she could insult the artist for a minute straight or get redraw,  she chose a redraw.  I asked what she had gotten drawn as because I couldnt tell and she said - a dancer-  and i said oh, not a gymnast in the middle of a basketball court? she walked away happy.  
wait! is this the same castle?! ugh...we need a new contractor. and less princesses with t-rex length arms. 

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

We changed our mind..

Not sure if it's a reject or not but it sure is unique...
This kid was redrawn twice and rejected twice.  reason for this one: he was too skinny and the cape was too fierce.
Dr. Who?   This drawing was too wild for them, after a series of jedi mind tricks and guilt trips the victims subdued to get a redraw of a fabulous stamp drawing.  Now your drawing is not special, congratulations :)

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Are you tired??

"she looks like the bride of chucky"  
We hear this all the time lady, this isn't news to us.  
but you just didn't capture that well enough.  
instead of drawing the feature we want to exaggerate we should just write it on the paper and just draw an arrow pointing to it.
meme lego
wonder what they're looking at but whatever is happening off to the left must be hella funny.
well maybe you shouldn't have asked for "the princess and the frog drawing".  Redrew it as Rapunzel, and apparently a chameleon is OK.  but NOT a frog. 
Legos : not for everyone. 

Friday, August 24, 2012

What if we don't like it?

1 of two sisters (second one further down)  rejected because the other sister rejected hers
Apparently Jay Leno is the only person in the world that can be drawn with a big chin
I dont even know, it looks cute....AH-HA! it was because of the watermelon!
pardon me a minute...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that eye! lol btw this is the sister of the first girl on this post.
"are you just drawing a character?"  (or are you drawing my kid that I told you to draw as a lego and is sitting in front of you?)  
where to begin....
Redraw of the girl with the sleepy eye....and also rejected -_-