I wear the pants!

Mom buys, dad denies.

Balls!

Crumbled up is never a good sign

Seriously? This is what you're giving me?

We love it! (10 minutes later). It's not detailed enough, we hate it.

This is like... Horrible

So we like uh don't like it, can you like uh try again?? It's just like uh we don't think it looks like the cool hipsters we are. He didn't like capture that looks very mainstream. *I'm killing you in my mind*

We want her to be happy

Not really because she loved the first drawing I did (right) but mom tonight her brows were to dark (btw, you're welcome lady, I didn't draw her unibrow) and dad thought she looked like a hill billy with the gap (how is that my fault?! You hade her) anyway I offered to redo it in a boring stampy kinda way (left) . Humanity -1 points

Sonicatastrophe

This fantastic piece of art came back to us months after it was done, framed and unwrapped. first of all, There's a reason why we don't change or add anything to people's heads and this explains why. Major facepalm moment here, feel free to take a few minutes before continuing to enjoy this epic gloriousness. And second: if you hate it so much why in the world would you frame it?!!

Do we have to buy it?

well this guy didn't have very good luck drawing princesses 

another royal reject

I have a hard time telling what age the subject was....

Yeah, that's not gonna work

Poor pathetic excuse of an artist, that's not what we want.

You're not a good drawer

after sitting down one at a time for a few minutes each, mom (as always)  decides that she doesn't like legos and sends the castrated husband to tell us to re-do it.  

Well that's not how you spell ANGELINA....

(story to come)

*Speechless*

"look at my dress! LOOK AT IT!"  

homeless lego kids??

fierce cowboy pose *z snap*

I dont think that note on the top was necessary.

Learn to say "No" to weird requests.  

a classic

The people who rejected this tried to sneak away without paying by going around the booths in front of us like ninjas.  silly asians trix are just for a**holes.

my legs!! my legs!!! help me dinosaur! dino: "come on my friend, climb onto my back"

concept sketches for Avatar.  

if this blog had an App this would be the picture on it.

twin reject numero 1

twin reject number 2

This I have a problem with, you just got one done and apparently hated it.  WHY GET ANOTHER ONE?! of his TWIN!  *facepalm"

Don't let the kid you're drawing help you draw the legos on the background.  Oh, you didn't??  oh....that's nice...

saving the best for last,  this guy will be remembered FOR EVER! this is one of his masterpieces.  To this day I still wonder if we were in a reality show and he was just there to mess with us.